Questions I’ve been asked a lot…
“Why would you do that?”
“Why would you put you’re hand in a blender?”
“Why do you love my mom more than me?”
“Why is it, that when i eat jelly, the moon looks at me like I just ate mushrooms?”
It seems everyone wants to know “why?”. Well, I’m here to tell you…
Back in 1973, when cars could fly, there was a man named Jon. And Jon liked pie. I mean, he REALLY liked pie. But in those times pie was banned because the Evil Retro-Nazi regime that ruled the lands didn’t want people to enjoy the wonderful pastry that is “pie”. They only wanted people to eat humus. Jon didn’t like humus.
Now… Being the manly man that he is, Jon got HIV at the early age of 7. “How?” you may ask…
The answer lies in the question.