So, while i was packing your moms fudge the other night, i got to thinking.
Why do so many people confuse what’s true, with what’s deep. (Now given that most of the people I’m talking about are mentally retarded hippies and hipsters). I have to say, it is an easy mistake to make when your head is firmly squeezed between the ass cheeks of a mule. However, most of you should know better!
Me saying “I’m gonna eat my chocolate chip cookie at home” while at subway, does not earn a “That’s fucking deep, man!” you hippie prick!
Saying something like “If your V-neck was any deeper, it would be teaching transcendental literature and post-Impressionism at UC Berkeley” like ooJLEoo did, would make you deserve a little applause for the depth in the given statement. Know the difference!
And when it comes to giving my friends advise, I generally tell them the truth, and it’s not always deep, but they say it is, Anne Frankly you guys… it pisses me off! I’m not that deep, I’m truthful. SO SCREW OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHIT!
However, when it comes to your mom, i am both truthful, and deep…
Balls deep that is.